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Prayer Humor

Today, I woke up ready to put out some Thanksgiving decor that I purchased a few weeks ago. Before I could do so, my brain sent a signal to my feet, telling them to stop walking. I immediately knew why. I had to take time to pray. . .DUH!! {Great team-work Brain and Feet!} 

 

 Over the years I have learned the importance of being very specific when I pray because God just be waiting on a set up. 

 

Me: God I thank you for Larry, Harry, Mary, Sam, Pam, Tam, Polly, Molly, May, Jay, Lay...... 

God: My Jesus! Not more, huh???

Me: Tee, Dee, Lee, Lei, Pey, Cay, Petey, Wheety, Berry, Jerry......

God: My child, why are you calling out all of those names?

Me: God, why are you letting me see them as I pray?

God: Could you just close your eye?

Me: Do you see me? My eyes are closed.

God: Well open them!

God: Now!

Me: Okay, I'm done. Are you satisfied?

God: You better know it!!! I'm glad you only prayed for the deacons and deaconess. Call me before you send your request for the pastors and their wives; I may be out of town.

Me: KMSLOTF

 

 

Have you ever prayed and began to call out people's names to God, come up for air, and then go back to calling out more names?

Lol. . .it never fails. I am that person! After praying, I just know that God is saying to himself, "Dang, how many people have I allowed her to cross paths with?" 

 

And I'm like, "God, the way my mind set up. . .yeah you know!" And I laugh because I know he's laughing.

 

 

 

 

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